Look, there are plenty of things about Simon Cowell that are not sexy. Like his hedgehog haircut, his propensity for showing off his cleavage, the shoes he chooses to wear with jeans (check it out next time you see a full body-shot), his sunburn, and the fact that he smokes menthols. But, there’s something about Simon that is kinda hot. Like that he is right 99% of the time, can laugh at himself, winks and occasional calls women words like “minx.” And when he and Paula flirt with each other, it’s adorable. Also, here’s something: women secretly love a British man who is bratty and easily bored. Really, what it is with Simon is that you must accept the parts of him that are not, and when you do, you realize that deep down he is truly hot.
Simon Cowell-Hot or Not?
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Formed in 1997, Schad began performing sketch comedy on Chicago’s north side. The troupe has since performed at countless venues around the world including The Goodman Theatre, The Second City, Steppenwolf, Lollapalooza, ImprovOlympic, the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (LA), HERE (NYC) and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
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I always have to make sure that Simon, the ultimate judge in singing talent, produced this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WrestleMania:_The_Album
Because he knows art, you know?
NOT HOT. He’s orange.
Have you recently experienced a head trauma?
PS – love the blog if not your taste in celeb crushes!
He is HOT. I just want to alternatively squish him and rub my face against his shirt.
He’s like a funhouse mirror to me. Some nights, HOT. Some nights, SO NOT. He’s a bit inconsistent. And I totally agree that without his accent and the fact that he always says out loud what I am screaming at my TV (with a mouth full of potato chips or ice cream), he’d be nothing on the HOT-O-METER. So I’m going to enter my answer as a “Not Quite Sure…You Better Wow Me Next Week With Your Song Choice — Maybe Something By Mary J”
The only thing i can think about is how bluntly critical he’d be in bed… and what’s worse is he’d probably be right… but I have to say HOT, because the right woman can change him, and it’s me, right?
Aren’t we supposed to be arguing the Hot/Not Hotness of Brad Pitts’ facial hair while looking at a revealing photo of him?