Hot or Not? (Amazonian Cylon Edition)

Lucy LawlessLucy Lawless. Is she hot? I can’t tell. I know she was in BSG – however, clearly not the hot Cylon. In fact, they got rid of her halfway through the 3rd season – never to be seen from again. (A plot point that I kinda got pissed about, but that’s not why we’re here).

Clearly, she is in fine physical form. We all know that from her “Xena” days. And I think that’s partly why I’m hanging onto this one – “Xena” was syndicated-TV porn. It was scantily-clad women, sometimes in questionable scenarios that resulted in even less clothing – but never nude – and involved a lot of grunting and yelling and screaming when she was in a swordfight.

Why are you all looking at me like that?! Any guy who watched WGN on Saturday afternoons throughout the alte 80s and 90s knows EXACTLY what I’m talking about. Especially you Don Hall. And Connor. Witt, I don’t remember if you had TV growing up, or just a VCR and a really good video membership.

So here we are. A buxom babe with serious fighting skills. Plus, she was a robot. At the end of the day, I’m gonna say Hot.

Discuss.

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