Ad-Watch!
Anyone else see this? Anyone else get really grossed out? Anyone else think that Quiznos is trying to promote a homosexual agenda? Anyone else don’t like the idea of a guy sticking his penis into an oven? Anyone else not impressed with Quiznos in general?
From the moment I first saw this commercial, I had [...]
Does Anyone Watch “Heroes” Anymore?
I’m just wondering if I’m alone here. I don’t know why I still watch it, it’s not really getting any better. In fact, it’s getting worse. The plots are… well… missing. The characters are amongst the most 2-dimensional outside of “2 and a Half Men”, and the “hot chicks” in the show aren’t really that [...]
Hot or Not? (Material Girl Edition)
It was bound to happen. The girl that provided millions of teenage boys endless fantasies late at night on MTV. The girl that inspired a million little girls in our grade schools to tease their hair, color strands of it purple, and wear lace as wristbands.
Those were the good old days. Fortunately, [...]
Tuesday 24 Wrap-Up: Jack’s a Goner.
So, how do the writers get themselves out of this one? Last night’s episode introduced the confirmation of biological weapons developed in an African nation, and brought to the United States, all funded by Haliburton Starkwood.
On top of that we have a female president.
Who just asked her daughter to take over as Acting Chief [...]
Note to protestors
Please run your signs through spellcheck. But ESPECIALLY if your sign references the stupidity of the person you’re protesting.
Anyone Watch Lost?
Because, even though I consider myself a fan of science fiction-y type shows, and can follow complicated plots (ie. Memento and The Race to Witch Mountain) – I do consider myself a little outta my league with this show.
I think it has to do with the fact that I’m not very good with names. [...]
Hot or Not? (Cult Wannabe Edition)
Here’s a girl that tries too hard. It’s not that I don’t think she’s hot – but she really turns me off when she’s acting.
did anyone like her in Sin City (even if they didn’t like Sin City)?
did anyone see Eagle Eye?
what’s the deal with Seven Pounds?
she was the least impressive of [...]
How Big is a Billion?
And how does one talk about dollars like that? $1.74B already to the automakers. A possible $6B more to Chrysler if they can get a deal with Fiat together in 30 days (30!).
Let’s put a Billion of anything in perspective:
A Billion seconds ago it was 1959.
A Billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
A Billion hours [...]
Schadenfreude Rent Party Returns
We are back on stage – April 8-May 10th. Stop by the Gallery Cabaret and say hi. And stay for the free beef.
Hey! We’ve Got Something New to Show You.
You’ve probably already figured it out, but the site’s changed! And I think, for the better. We’ve done a LOT of user tests, wondering what it is you guys (and girls) like – and after we threw that data out, we decided to start anew. A couple of things – if you [...]
Hot or Not? (Amazonian Cylon Edition)
Lucy Lawless. Is she hot? I can’t tell. I know she was in BSG – however, clearly not the hot Cylon. In fact, they got rid of her halfway through the 3rd season – never to be seen from again. (A plot point that I kinda got pissed about, but that’s [...]
Hey Guys – Quick Question.
So “Hot or Not?” has been running a while. Ok, like 2 weeks. Regardless – we’ve got this cool new polling system – might be easier for people to just vote.
However, I do like the comments – definitely sparked some interesting conversation, especially surrounding the lack of guys (ahem – Clarie, my invite [...]
I love iChat
iChat has made it suck way less being on the other side of the country from Schadenfreude. It can’t replace the immediacy of interaction, but it sure can replace the walk around the yard I used to do to get reception to hear the 1/4 of the meeting that Stephe’s speakerphone picks up. Look over [...]
Can We Chat?
<Public Service Announcement So Pay Attention> Here’s a little request from me to you. Would you mind just coming over here for a minute? Sit down. Can I get you something? No? Ok.
Listen. I think it’s great that you finally entered the 21st century, put away the VCR, and [...]
Hot or Not? (Eva Mendes Edition)
I just can’t tell. Eva photographs well, but she can’t act, and she looks weird on camera. Of course, when you say her name, the only thing that pops into my head immediately is Ghost Rider. I hated that movie on so many levels (plus the fact they are talking reboot – [...]
Hot or Not? (Baby Got Back Edition)
For those of you who have lives, and don’t have an issue of “People” sitting on your coffee table, this is Kim Kardashian. Apparently famous because she has a rather… distinct posterior, as well as a famous family, something to do with Bruce Jenner or something – and then her dad was OJ Simpson’s [...]
Baby with an E
You dream it, we post it! About a month ago, I was asked to help write some of the new Walter E. Smithe TV commercials. This is the first one. When Tim Smithe told me that it was going to be shot with the Smithe brothers acting as babies, I was immediately [...]
From the “Sites You Should Visit File” (Mmmmm Edition)
This, my web friends, is a Salami, Coleslaw, Tomato, Mustard on a seeded roll from the “Parisi Bakery”.
I don’t know where it is. I do know it looks tasty. Tasty in a “deli” kinda way.
This fantastic site orders a sandwich (in some cases, makes one) and then delicately slices it in half and [...]