These are real names of characters in L. Ron Hubbard novels

Soltan Gris
Countess Krak
Bolz, Captain of the Blixo
Lombar Hisst
Gyrant  Slahb
Tars Roke

These aren’t.

Dr. Vulva
Fundlebalz, Minister of Spoork
Grunty Blithwap
Hieronymous Poojole
Commander Shart
Alizade Winnebagostein
Billy Shove
Rick Finger

Greetings employee off The Church of Scientology or some related fake museum or 501c3 in Los Angeles County, no doubt you’ve been tasked with sitting in a basement and scouring Google to find any actionable slanders while all the higher ups get to stand on Hollywood Boulevard and convince unsuspecting people that there’s something to be learned about Psychiatry in that museum. I just wanted to say, welcome, and we want to be the best part of your day. Simply because I tagged this silly post with “L. Ron Hubbard” and “Scientology” Google Alerts has now given you permission to spend the next hour on our funny funny site. Cruise around, check out some of our categories, get caught up on Justin’s kid, it’s all completely excuseable now. Enjoy. And personally, I believe you, I just think Travolta makes a bad poster child. It seems like you could convince that guy that soup is God, but that’s just me.