These are real Robert Ludlum Titles.

thebourneThe Scarlatti Inheritance
The Osterman Weekend
The Rhinemann Exchange
The Chancellor Manuscript
The Parsifal Mosaic
The Aquitaine Progression
The Prometheus Deception

These aren’t.

The Honeywell Appliance
The Summer Job
The Quizno’s Freshness
The Union Carbide Difference
The PETA Letters
The Temp Assignment
The Subway Bothering
The Richmond Pentecostal
The Modern Convenience
The Labored Premise
The Drunk Dialing
The Thompson Perneum