A little more fun with Final Draft’s “Scene Report” function, in which you can get specific reports on the profanity in Phudie Mart.
GENERAL STATISTICS
Number of words: 16856
Number of paragraphs: 2310PROFANITY
“Ass” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
70
It is spoken by the following characters:
BRENT“Bitch” (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
27, 34
It is spoken by the following characters:
ANXIOUS YUPPIE, ROCKY“Crap” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
56
It is spoken by the following characters:
TONY“Damn” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
61
It is spoken by the following characters:
TERRY“Dick” (94 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 17, 18, 19, 20, 23, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 63, 64, 65, 73, 76, 91, 92, 95
It is spoken by the following characters:
BRENT, DICK PHUDIE, LEDARIUS, NARRATOR, ROCKY, TOM, TONY“Fart” (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
27, 94
It is spoken by the following characters:
ANXIOUS YUPPIE, RANDY“Fuck” (7 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
22, 23, 65, 82, 83, 85
It is spoken by the following characters:
BRENT, DICK PHUDIE, WILLARD PHUDIE“Fucked” (4 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
21, 28, 83
It is spoken by the following characters:
BRENT, NARRATOR, TONY“Fucking” (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
82, 88
It is spoken by the following characters:
SLIM, TONY“Pissed” (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
51
It is spoken by the following characters:
TONY“Shit” (14 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
9, 42, 47, 57, 65, 69, 72, 82, 83, 85
It is spoken by the following characters:
BRENT, CROWD, DICK PHUDIE, NARRATOR, REVEREND, SENATOR, SLIM, TONY
Adam, if you keep giving away specific words from the script, along with the exact page numbers where they appear and the characters who say them….you realize someone’s bound to steal your entire screenplay and call it their own, right?
Not that I’ve ever owned such a screenplay reconstructing software. Which doesn’t have the name “Final Theft.” And which isn’t in available in a knockoff Tyvek envelope from some shady guy hovering outside MicroCenter and promising “all the WGA dudes use it!”