The funniest sketch we ever did that we’ll never do again.
I was about to drop this story in the chatback (which is what I imagine the British call the comment section) for “Here’s a bit”, but it took too much setup which is more interesting than the reason I started writing it, which was to tell you my favorite thing Sandy’s brother, John Marshall ever [...]
Of course Joe The Plumber will someday kill someone, the question is Who?
There’s Joe signing his hastily and ghost written book in what was reported to be a pretty small crowd. I mean, it looks like a small crowd, but the liberal media could’ve taken this picture after the big crowd got their books signed. If we’re to take this picture at face value, Joe’s 15 minutes [...]
These are real elements on the Periodic Table
Mendelevium
Unnilhexium
Einsteinium
Technetium
Praseodymium
Unniloctium
Krypton
These aren’t.
Deviated Septium
IttyBittyTittium
New Car Scent
Yumium
Nag Champa
Bachman Turner Overdrivium
Polo
Fart
Arnel Pineda
That white stuff that’s on your earrings when you take them out.
EGCG
CBGB
Jelly
Here’s a bit.
Here’s bit you can do to yourself when you’re alone to make yourself smile. Everytime you pull something out of a pocket or purse that was put in there the night before, like a flyer or program from a show, or a wrapper – say, out loud: “So it WASN’T a dream.” I find it [...]
These are real names of characters in L. Ron Hubbard novels
Raht
Terb
Soltan Gris
Countess Krak
Bolz, Captain of the Blixo
Lombar Hisst
Twolah
Gyrant Slahb
Tars Roke
Utanc
These aren’t.
Sploob
Dr. Vulva
Gnarkill
Fundlebalz, Minister of Spoork
Grunty Blithwap
Sloppy
Beejay
Hieronymous Poojole
Thibby
Commander Shart
Alizade Winnebagostein
Billy Shove
Rick Finger
Greetings employee off The Church of Scientology or some related fake museum or 501c3 in Los Angeles County, no doubt you’ve been tasked with sitting in a basement and scouring Google to find any actionable [...]
I protest this comic.
Not because I think it’s racist. It would have to make some modicum of sense to be racist. I protest because whether taken at it’s most earnest or most racist, neither makes any sense. I think it’s time Al Sharpton and the media agree with me, this comic is just plain super not-funny. What [...]
Anytime, Anywhere
Well I loved the first illustration by Schadenfriend Andrew DeWitt of me as Mike Donovan in the original V miniseries so much that I decided to order another one, this time featuring my brother and me as Drake and Hicks in Aliens kicking a ton of ass. Lemme repeat that — this is an [...]
These are real names of the Phoenix children.
Joaquin (Leaf)
River
Rain
Liberty
Summer
These aren’t.
Vex
Fart
Ottoman
Beefy
Meddle
Thrust
Ponderous
Bedevil
Stupid
Chunk
Data
Sloth
Hey, Adam!
Here is the scoop going on in Chicago. Don’t listen to the national news, let this local spinster give you the goods. See, Roland Burris testified in front of the house about how clean he was. But he left out a bunch of shit so he sent an affadavit to the impeachment committee saying “oops, [...]
Noc – We’re Gonna Miss Ya’
SO the word came down that Andres Nocioni is gone from the Bulls. A sad day, indeed. Why, OH WHY does the economy need to strike us where it hurts?!
Noc – in honor of your tenure with the Chicago Bulls, we play you out by finding this tribute song that someone else wrote [...]
Hey, Justin.
When thinking of how much I would miss Chicago when I moved to my undisclosed location, I failed to factor politics in. So I don’t get your 30 second version of what’s going on anymore and I’m not privy to all the new shit, man. So, Roland Burris: interesting? not interesting? Over it? Crazy? Par for [...]