Don’t ask me what I was looking up (okay, it was Steve Scholz, nude, galleries, free), but I came across an alphabetical list of sound effects from the Batman TV show. I found it facinating. The question for the comments section is – what sound effect could they have used but didn’t?
aieee
aiieee
awk
awkkkkkk
bam
bang
bang eth
bap
biff
bloop
blurp
boff
bonk
clange
clank
clank est
clash
clunk
clunk eth
cr r a a ck
crash
crr aaack
crraack
crunch
crunch eth
eee yow
flrbbbbb
glipp
glurpp
kapow
kayo
ker plop
ker sploosh
klonk
krunch
oooof
ouch
oucheth
owww
pam
plop
pow
powie
qunckkk
rakkk
rip
slosh
socksplaat
splatt
sploosh
swaap
swish
swoosh
thunkth
wackth
wacke
thwape
thwapp
touché
ugghurkk
urkkk
vronk
whack
whacketh
whameth
whamm
whapz
zwap
zam
zamm
zap
zapeth
zgruppp
zlonk
zlopp
zlott
zokzowie
zwapp
zzzzzwap
Flaggle
Shun!
Stool!
Perplex!
Obama!
Hilarious.
Jape!
Amazingly, my free nude galleries make every single one of these noises. Thanks, Adam!
Also:
LIFT!
CHIP!
TONGUE!
BESMIRCH!
ZZZZZZZ!
And viewing the comments, I was reminded of an interview with Robert Smigel:
http://suicidegirls.com/interviews/Robert+Smigel+-+The+Best+of+Triumph+the+Insult+Comic+Dog+DVD/
DRE: Does Adam West still call you sometimes?
RS: He doesn’t. I think the last time I called him was when I wrote something for him to do on Saturday Night Live, which I still haven’t bothered to produce. It had kind of a Lookwell feel to it. It was more of a direct parody of the old Batman show and it was called Adam West. It was going to be shot in Batman style. The villains were other similarly aged actors like Mike Connors and William Shatner who were competing with him for voiceover and spokesman roles for products like adult bibs. Adam West’s sidekick was an old Jewish agent who would come to him with offers and he would be like, “Adult bibs, perfect.” Then he would get a fax that he had an audition and he would say, “That audition was for yesterday.” Then he would stroke his chin and say, “George Kennedy.” Then you would cut to George Kennedy at an adjusted angle laughing like the Joker. It was all going to culminate in a great fight scene with sound effects where he would push someone and the word “SHOVE” or “OLD” would come up. That was that. Maybe I’ll still do it but it would require a lot of effort to shoot because it would have to really look like a Batman episode. I don’t know if I can put Adam West and George Kennedy through that.
DRE: What about animated?
RS: It wouldn’t be as funny. When you’re mocking the elderly you really want to see the elderly.
Blago! Quinn! Sound!
Interjection!
I cant believe no one said ‘THWAACK!!’