Abstinence-Only Clown Alert!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvCvwhSES4o[/youtube]Didn’t South Park sufficiently nail the problem with a douche telling you that if you stop doing something cool you can be just like him? You’re looking at the recipient of an $800,000 grant for Abstinence Education. Almost a million dollars to convince kids to take in the ass instead. Schadenfreude could’ve faked our way into that grant, you’d all know what we were up to if our show went all Abstinence-Only, wouldn’t you? It would be the best year-long bit ever.