Schaden-POW!
Don’t ask me what I was looking up (okay, it was Steve Scholz, nude, galleries, free), but I came across an alphabetical list of sound effects from the Batman TV show. I found it facinating. The question for the comments section is – what sound effect could they have used but didn’t?
aieee
aiieee
awk
awkkkkkk
bam
bang
bang eth
bap
biff
bloop
blurp
boff
bonk
Ummm… Did we run out of budget?
Found in the window of the “Ohio House” – that fancy restaurant on Ohio and LaSalle – where you can get 2 Eggs, 2 Pancakes, 2 Sausage, 2 Bacon, 2 Rolls of Toilet Paper for $2.22 $4.75 (I guess the recession has hit everyone).
Either they ran out of budget, or just gave the entire marketing [...]
I’m the Only One Here!
Kate/Sandy are in NC, Stephe is in Delaware and Adam is sleeping. So it’s up to me to run Schad.net today!
Our New Trailer’s Trailer
We re-teamed with Schadenfriend Bill O’Neil (of the Walter E. Smithe commercials) and Jim Tianis to create a new Schadenfreude Trailer! And what trailer is complete without a trailer for that trailer? Here’s the trailer’s trailer. Coming soon.
Tweet This!
You see this whale? You’re gonna see a whole lot more of him! We know most of you are on Twitter, so don’t lie. And for those of you who are looking for the 143 character or less jokes – that’s where you’re gonna find them. Schad has a group account [...]
Ghost: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)
Little known fact: I’ve never seen the movies Ghost, Pretty Woman, Footloose or Dirty Dancing — and much to Kate’s dismay, kinda now refuse to watch them all the way through because I kinda get the story anyway. So after seeing the hilarious Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it), Connor and [...]
Banned like 2 Live Crew!
Schadenfriend Johanna sends this along: While trying to access Schadenfreude.net from a borrowed terminal, she was blocked from reading the site because it contained the following:
Alcohol
Criminal Skills
Cults
Drugs
Explicit Art
Gambling
Hacking
Hate Groups
Militant/Extremist/Terrorist
Obscene/Tasteless
Pornography – all types
R Rated
Unsavory/Dubious
Weapons
Reads like Don Hall’s list of Facebook interests – [...]
A How-To on Entertaining Children
When it gets really cold and dreary out, a child gets bored. Miles is bored right now so I did what any self-respecting parent would do: took him over to the yuppie toy store for an hour. Why buy stuff when you can borrow it for a bit. Now that’s how you parent when you’re [...]
Schad on the Interview Show
If you ever wanted to know about what we think about staying together and best/worst gigs, watch this! Thanks to Bazer for having us…
It’s As If They Created a Focus Group
I’m all for “suburban malaise” and understand that it’s important that Leonardo DiCaprio get work – but seriously. When I watch this trailer, or hear anything about this movie, I just think that Dreamworks got a group of people in a room, unveiled my photo and said, “This guy. We need to create [...]
Hello?… Uh… Hello, uh hello Schadenfreude.net Reader? Listen uh uh I can’t hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?
… Oh-ho, that’s much better… yeah… huh… yes… Fine, I can hear you now, Schadenfreude.net Reader… Clear and plain and coming through fine… I’m coming through fine, too, eh?… Good, then… well, then, as you say, we’re both coming through fine… Good… Well, it’s good that you’re fine and… and I’m fine… I agree with [...]
Guess who sent me this email?
Hey Adam,
I had to email you this right away. I’m at work and just farted the biggest fart of my life. I was taking a dump and it was like my butthole opened like a door to a cellar or something, and a thousand farts jumped out like a hurricane, all rolled into one. I’m [...]