“The Temptations Sign Up Women for Free Mammograms”

That’s the upcoming hard hitting story on today’s ABC7’s 11AM news. Commence with the punchlines…

5 Responses to ““The Temptations Sign Up Women for Free Mammograms””

  1. Fred Mowery Fred Mowery says:

    Love how a couple of the guys already are ready to feel some ladies up.

  2. Kate James says:

    They’ve been ready for 30+ years… Chicago is finally giving them the opportunity. I don’t know about you, but nothing to me says “breast health” like The Temptations.

  3. Steve Scholz Steve Scholz says:

    I’m sure they’ll be dressed as doctors to do a medley of “Get Ready (Cuz Here I Come)” and “Ain’t To Proud To Beg” with a rewrite of “My Girl(s).” And after they conduct the live exam on the air and find nothing wrong, “then it was just my imagi-na-tion (once again…..)”.

    But if this were the O’Jays, then I’d be suspicious.

  4. Jamie B Jamie B says:

    Poppa was a rolling stone and vocal advocate for women’s health issues.

  5. Maggie B. Maggie B. says:

    “Boobs of confusion.” had to get one in there.

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