Netflix Instant needs to F***k off

After Justin’s comment on my last statement that the Watchmen Trailer needs to F***k off, I watched it objectively, distancing myself from the comic, and I can’t tell what that movies about or if it even looks interesting. It still needs to go F***k off, I just realize I’m showing incredible bias by saying so.

So Netflix finally opened up it’s “Watch Instantly” to Mac users and I finally downloaded the program to watch them the other night and…it seriously needs to F***k off. I used to get a kick out of Hulu’s 50 movies. I’d watch Flatliners even if I didn’t want to just because it was quaint that I could watch it on my computer, and watching Flatliners is like being on an awkward High School first date…all the time. Now all of a sudden I go from 50 movies I don’t care that much about to 12,000 movies, which is 5,000 more movies than were available on Netflix when I first joined. 

Seriously Netflix? I can watch Aguirre: The Wrath of God, any episode of Voltron, No Country For Old Men, or Superman: The Movie right now? I can watch the Lenny Bruce Performance Film or Grindhouse in it’s entirety, Big Trouble In Little China, Gerry, Cleopatra Jones, Lethal Weapon or Bullitt…RIGHT NOW? F***k off…in the good way. And tell Hulu…tell her I won’t be coming back.


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4 Responses to “Netflix Instant needs to F***k off”

  1. Fred Mowery Fred Mowery says:

    WAD, I actually had an awkward high school date with a goth chick to see Flatliners. I was nervous and didn’t make a pass when Kevin Bacon was being shocked back to life. I was wearing a trench coat even though it was 80 degrees out.

    I also took out your Mom’s co-worker Rose to see Seven(Fincher). That didn’t work out too well either.

    Anyway, I am looking forward to Pans Labriynth (sp) this weekend via Netflix online. And to that, I say F*** Off.

  2. Lee Ann Lee Ann says:

    Am I the only person who thinks Pan was crap? Seriously, I thought the story was predictable and had that Euro-snooty undercurrent.

  3. ken J ken J says:

    Yeah, you Mac guys are soooo cutting edge. The PC world has been telling Netflix to F**k off for the last year.

    Over the Air High Def to PC DVR + Steaming Movies from Netflix = Goodbye Cable. Unless you watch lots of sports.

  4. CALL with the Flatliners. Getting this now.

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