This from the Tribune today: “Why are white people buying assault weapons?” said Ben Agger, a sociology professor at the University of Texas at Arlington. I almost hate to say it, but there is a deep-seated fear of the armed black man, because Obama now commands the military and other instruments of the justice system. They are afraid Obama will exact retribution for the very deep-seated legacy of slavery.”
Even though Obama won, I’m still moving to France. Good god America. and note to professor: I know you want to be famous, but shut the fuck up with your bullshit bullshit.
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Great picture and great gift idea. Now I know what to get my 6 year old.
Great quote from Chicago Tribune article: “At the Memorial Shooting Center in Houston, which shares a building with a church, managers said they sold out of assault weapons a day after the election and are now adding new orders, at more than $1,000 each, to a monthlong waiting list.”
“Shares a building with a church”?? God, I miss Houston. With no zoning, you can have a house with kids, next to a church, next to a factory, next to a bar, next to a stipper club, next to a shooting range. Can I get the priest to bless my glock before I buy a drink next door, see some titties, then go home and shoot my wife?
What a douchebag. The only reason weapon sales have gone up is because gun enthusiasts are worried that it’ll be harder to buy weapons with Obama in office (which is will). Let me guess, Agger is a white dude.
Kate is precisely correct, happened when Clinton came into office, and good thing too once Clinton banned guns, because, and I’m paraphrasing – “I don’t want myself or any Democrat to ever get voted into office ever again.”
At the risk of stating the obvious but… everyone knows what to get me for Christmas, don’t they?
Ok, here’s a hint – it has a pink handle and shoots bullets. A lot of bullets… really fast.
“They are afraid Obama will exact retribution for the very deep-seated legacy of slavery.”
That is the dumbest fricking thing I have ever heard.
Aw shit, BLK I got you a Barret .50 Cal single shot Sniper Rifle in Autumn Pastels. I still have the receipt but I think the guy I got it from is in jail.
Adam – it’s the thought that counts. I guess.
Here’s why I’m buying my guns:
http://www.zulkey.com/2008/11/why_am_i_stocking_up_on_guns_a.php
Claire, thanks so much for teaching me how to protect my pretty white daughters. You are a friend, indeed.
I just got one of those automated emails from the Obama campaign (still not sure how they got my email) and it said, basically, “You’re screwed now, Whitey.”