I love the Chicago star, it reminds me of when I lived in Ohio and listened to Chicago, oh, and of course Chicago, the city I lived in after I’d stopped listening to them.
Is the Chicago Star in front of:
A) Peter Cetera and shoddy PA system normally reserved for yelling about Christ.
B) A lingerie store.
C) A store that sells little fake Oscars.
D) The world’s saddest Go-Go Boot store.
Now make like Hayden Christensen, get all disinterested, and jump.
Sir, stop staring at me. It’s obvious there was some difficulty of choice between incandescent and neon, I would like to state that neither has worked out.
Welcome to Roosevelt and State, I mean HOLLYWOOD!
