Lake Michigan Beaches are Unsafe? WHHHAHHHAHAA?

The Beaches along Lake Michigan in this area are bad: Um, no shit. Use common sense here. Wouldn’t the beaches that share the shoreline with SUPER BIG TOXIC POLLUTING refineries have shitty beaches? Am I the only one that knows that the Chicago beaches and Lake Michigan in general is pretty skanky? That’s what happens when you dump tons of sludge into the lake. We get it. We swim there reluctantly in the first place. We don’t need a study to tell us that.