Coyote Ugly! 1 Night Only!

So, The Neo-Futurists are at it again with their Summer staged reading series of some of the worst movies ever made:  It Came From The Neo-Futurarium.  Tomorrow night (Thursday 7/31) is the final night in the series and they are going out with a big-boobed bang!  COYOTE UGLY is on the menu and I am pitching in by playing the part of Lill, the bar owner with a tough exterior and a heart of goldschlager (played masterfully in the movie by Maria Bello).  There will be lots of gyrating, bottle twirling and top-notch acting.  You don’t wanna miss this one!  $10.  Tomorrow night.  Be there, or get liquor poured down your throat while several women sexually assault you.