Yup. That’s him. The guy who, in my lifetime, inspired me, then destroyed me. Let’s just say he’s staying in Carbonite until I get my apology from him for raping my childhood memories of what Star Wars was, and turning that great Empire (no pun intended) into some cheap thrills of video games and poorly told stories about what happened before Luke first learned about the force. And since he can’t apologize in Carbonite… That’s gonna be awhile. I think I’ll turn him into a coffee table. Also – check out the mini-gallery – did you every realize how FAT Lucas is? [via FLICKR]
Formed in 1997, Schad began performing sketch comedy on Chicago’s north side. The troupe has since performed at countless venues around the world including The Goodman Theatre, The Second City, Steppenwolf, Lollapalooza, ImprovOlympic, the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (LA), HERE (NYC) and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
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He should be very well-protected.
Assuming he survived the freezing process.
He’s encased in carbonite! He should be quite safe…if he survived the freezing process.
Oh how weird – great minds….