He’s No Good To Me Dead.

Yup. That’s him. The guy who, in my lifetime, inspired me, then destroyed me. Let’s just say he’s staying in Carbonite until I get my apology from him for raping my childhood memories of what Star Wars was, and turning that great Empire (no pun intended) into some cheap thrills of video games and poorly told stories about what happened before Luke first learned about the force. And since he can’t apologize in Carbonite… That’s gonna be awhile. I think I’ll turn him into a coffee table. Also – check out the mini-gallery – did you every realize how FAT Lucas is? [via FLICKR]