This just in, my brother’s review of The Dark Knight

My first thought is, WOW, I may need reconstructive surgery, because Dark Knight has rocked my face off. The movie is completely packed with shit that I like to see in movies. I’m getting ahead of myself. I have a long standing rule that I will go see any movie that cost in excess of $100 million. The reasoning is simple, I’m a guy who likes to see cool shit in movies, and most movies that cost more than $100 million generally contain cool shit. SO, back to walking out of the theater. Humans only have two hands. If The Dark Knight was any more packed with awesome material, I would have needed three hands to carry it with me. I will freely admit that I have not read the comics, so some of the things in this movie were truly unexpected. I really just felt like there was a TON of movie in 2 1/2 hours. This is the kind of movie where you actually forget that its Sunday, and you have to go back to work the next day, which is really the point of good movies. I didn’t look at my watch, nor did I think this movie is too long. Not to mention that its great to see Chicago cast as Gotham the entire time. Bottom Line, Iron Man takes the cake as number 1, but The Dark Knight comes in at number 1 summer movie. If this is at all unclear, recommend you go see both (again) and figure it out.

Side note, Family Guy is hilarious.