Hey, Trader Joe’s guy.

You do realize that everything you have is a generic version of something else out in the world, don’t you? It’s silly to tell me that I’m REALLY going to like Trader Joe’s brand Mini Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups, unless you assume that I’ve actually never had a Reese’s cup. I know it’s your job to be chummy, I’m just sayin’ be careful how foreign you pretend the Trader O’s Cereal is.