I know this seems pretty damn obvious, but after this weekend’s convo I’m not so sure. You know the song “Too Close” by Next? It’s a good tune, embedded below. But did you know the song is a about a dude who gets a boner while dancing in a club? I knew this from when Pritchard did the karaoke version at Hidden Cove. I thought this was common knowledge but I told several people this weekend and everyone was doubled over with disbelief. See for yourself – although Sony won’t let you embed the video, so here is the high school parody from some kids. It’s a double whammy – listen to the song and enjoy some amateur creativity. Hey, don’t say I never gave you anything…
