Madigan. Definitely Madigan.

I’m going to go out on a limb. I think Democratic house speaker Mike Madigan has a bigger dick. No wait. Maybe it’s Gov. Blagojevich? No, Madigan. It’s probably bigger. You win Madigan, you got a pretty big one. But you never know, Blago might have a big one too. But still, Madigan does seem to really want to prove to us that his is bigger. Who knows.  Hey wait, the state is bankrupt. But who cares. We got to know who is bigger! You schmucks.