Someone Needs to Assure Denise Richards…

So, I watched an episode of Denise Richard’s new opus on E! over the weekend and the whole episode is centered around the fact that she is worried that the 199th article is coming out about her highly profiled life.  She says something like, “Well, I have to do an interview to address these lies — because EVERYBODY is talking about it!”  Um, no they’re not.  I don’t know if that makes you feel better or worse, Denise — but rest assured, everyone is not talking about your personal life.  They are talking about the election, and their mortgages, and who’s having a BBQ over the 4th.  I just didn’t want you losing sleep over this.  I want you to rest easy knowing that nobody cares about who you were married to, and who you’re sleeping with now.  In fact, I’m going to guess that the majority of the eggs you are complaining about are only being published because you are doing a reality chicken.  

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