Like Mike. I Want to Be Like Mike.

This is it. The chance of a lifetime for an NBA athlete. To play on the biggest stage in front of the biggest audience. They are basking in the glory of those before them. Magic. Bird. Jordan. Shaq. And when they get the big shot to take the lead, the cameras zoom in on tomorrow’s superstar and the world watches Kevin Garnett say: “God damn motherfucka, that’s the shit i’m talkin about fuckin fuck fuck fuck mothafuck fuckin yeah!” Hey Garnett, you may want to chill on the f word, dog. In front of billions. Of kids. You douche. Didn’t they teach you at Farragut?