Are we all ready for this?

Who’s ready for a six month span of news with a slight “scary negro” tone to it?

First of all, how white are they? You don’t know what a fist bump is? And who out there has ever heard it called a “terrorist fist jab”? – “Hey, good game, give me a little “Terrorist first jab.” So can we all agree that they just made that up? They’re going to start looking really silly by November. Or, of course, they’ll win. Or both. 

I like how she asks whatever happened to a hug or pat on the back, right after Barack hugs and pats his wife on the back. Maybe we should’ve started them off with 23 hours of news, see if they could’ve gotten that down first.