Amy Winehouse Sock Monkey says:

I love you Schadenfreude.net Reader, why do you hate me. Stop staring!…oh my God, I’ve had so many banana’s I think I’m going to puke. I’m so wasted. Get on over here and pack this bowl, I’m so wrecked I’ll take anyone, I don’t care how high up on the evolutionary scale, get over here and let me show you what a prehensile tail is really capable of. Oh man, do not mix Jack and a high level of potassium. They tried to inject me with a libido inhibitor and I said Eeek, Eeek, Eeek. Sorry, I sometimes break into my one song. 

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