Seriously, Dunkin’ Donuts? You’re going to pull your new Rachel Ray ad because a few people with big mouths and blogs (yes, I see the irony) said that her scarf was really a keeiyeh and wearing it makes her a jihad loving celebrity chef?! You’re going to crumble that easily? All it takes is for Fox News’ Michelle Malkin to make a few comments about it and you yank the spot? You really can’t recognize how ridiculous Michelle’s remarks are?
”Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons.”
Michelle you are a douche of the month. You are the offensive coffee terrorist — you see, because now, I’ve gotta ban Double D for a little while. Make ‘em feel the hurt. And everyone who knows me KNOWS that I love my medium decaf iced coffee with cream and one Splenda. And it’s almost going to be 50 degrees today and I would loove to get a decaf iced Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. But NO. Not today Dunkin’ Donuts on Lawrence between Hermitage and Ravenswood. Not today. Not unless, you apologize to me for listening to Michelle Malkin. And can someone please let Dunkin’ Donuts know that I am banning them this week because they pulled the ad, not because they made the ad? I didn’t realize that boycotting could be so confusing. And also, can you please let Michelle Malkin know that I will continue not knowing who she is. Thanks.
Formed in 1997, Schad began performing sketch comedy on Chicago’s north side. The troupe has since performed at countless venues around the world including The Goodman Theatre, The Second City, Steppenwolf, Lollapalooza, ImprovOlympic, the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (LA), HERE (NYC) and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
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Fucking right on. Dunkin Donuts just made the list. What is our country coming to?
I want to start a movement on Schad.net Ban the Double D — for once, we have the left-wing comedy blog-o-sphere call the shots. Double D’s gotta send me an apology and and a shit ton of free munchkins. The worst part, I’m going to have to take a second mortgage out to get my iced coffee at Starbucks.
I will also ban, and am spreading the word here.
By the way, terrorists also where Dockers and Levis in those videos…SHIT. There goes my wardrobe.
Alright! We are an army of 3! Who wants to make it 4?!
Done! I’ll stay away from my all time favorite coffee joint b/c of this. DONE.
Who’s up for some posters? I can run some off and we can put them all over the place, especially near the PunkinGoNutz and that one on Lawrence.
Ha! PunkinGoNutz! Haven’t heard that one in a while!
we’re in….passed your request along to all the DD adicks here at the U
Northside represent! Now we got the 847 calling out the DD!!
By the way guys, Starbucks stopped roasting the shit out of their beans and now they have some new name for the roast that actually tastes more like Dunkin, if you’re making that switch. But again, I have to say, as I say in all instances where some little Fox Pixie is offering to my Dad or my Boss’s husband the best advice on what a terrorist wears, or how a terrorist votes in congress, or who the terrorists want to win the next election: And who are you again?
I like how we need to question the GAO, or IAED or the UN at every turn, but that little stripper on Fox, she makes a good point about what coffee the terrorists drink. Check her stock holdings.
Call on the stock holdings.
I have this theory, that if something ever happened again, the Fox reporters in the field would be pushing people out of the way as they flee. Bill O’Reilly? I’ve love to fist fight him.
Over on WashingtonPost.com’s message boards, there’s a huge blog fight on whether or not Scott McClellan is a traitor or not. Hysterically, some pro-Bush guy posting on there was quickly ratted out as a guy masquerading as a Korean War Vet and lawyer.
I post there as “LooksLikeKeatonBatman”, btw.
Consider West Side (fine – Berwyn) in – well done James – you got to get up to get down. You gotta look right to go left. You gotta be cold to get warm. You gotta tie your shoes to button your shirt. You gotta tie a tie to wear boxers. You gotta brush your teeth to put on your glasses. You gotta drive your car to carry your bike. You gotta say hi to get out of here.
I’ll cover both the DD next to IBM Plaza and the 233 N. Michigan pedway. I hope Rachel bought that scarf for FIVE BUCK! FIVE DOLLLAAAAA! FIVE BUCK! like all the teens in the late 80’s under the Belmont el stop.
OK, we still need representation from the South Side, several sections of the Loop, Wilmette & Edgewater. Who’s in?!?!
In a five block radius extending from my apartment, there are 4 Double D’s… consider them all banned.
“an apology and a shit ton of free munchkins” just became required vocab for any negotiation I am ever involved with.
Crazy Terrorists!
OK, I’ve got buy-in from my mom for the DD on Peterson/Damen – that’s “West Edgewater” to you.
I am confused. Are we just banning them? Or protesting? I wanna dress up like a giant boston cream and wrap a keeiyah around me.
I’m not a big fan of the DD, so I have no problem staying away.
But, truly – how fucking ridiculous is this??
(Dockers and Levis… funny. made me spit my Starbucks Deep Anal Roast out of my nose.)
Hmm, this is making me consider the political implications of my entire wardrobe:
My red bandana: Communist, vaquera, possible “Blood” gang member
My gold chains: B-girl, Mr. T-sympathizer, used car-salesperson supporter
My Hawaiian shirt: Polynesian nativist, Don Ho rabble-rouser
My pashmina: FRENCH FANATIC!
This does it. I’m burning all my clothes in the backyard. (Sorry, Sandy, I know you don’t like the trash burning!) From now on, it’s all burlap sacks for me. Besides, I’ve heard “natural” fabrics are “in” for Spring!
Congrats to Starbucks … their ploy is working, they are the ones whom brought this 1990’s best selling scarf to the attention of Fox news. Sell away Starbucks …. sell away!
And MSNBC/Kieth Oberman would have cried foul if instead of wearing that scarf she were wearing a cross around her neck or standing in front of a nativity scene.
blk
Your right BLK, some people might see a cross and nativity scene as being Christian. Really good point. Really, really, really good point.
I am inspired by all the fired up comedy blog reading rabble rousers out there. I will NOT be having an iced coffee from DD tomorrow at O’Hare even though I’m already thinking about it.
I expect the same of you.
Next week, I will write a letter to DD with our comments included and see what kind of response I can get from them.
Stay tuned.
Well? Did you write your letter?
No, not yet. It’s coming… eventually.
I have held strong to my boycott. Which is a minor miracle.
Очень интересные мысли, хорошо рассказано, все просто разложено по полкам
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