Why You Gotta Be Like That Dunkin’ Donuts?!

 Seriously, Dunkin’ Donuts?  You’re going to pull your new Rachel Ray ad because a few people with big mouths and blogs (yes, I see the irony) said that her scarf was really a keeiyeh and wearing it makes her a jihad loving celebrity chef?!  You’re going to crumble that easily?  All it takes is for Fox News’ Michelle Malkin to make a few comments about it and you yank the spot?  You really can’t recognize how ridiculous Michelle’s remarks are?

 “Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons.”

Michelle you are a douche of the month.  You are the offensive coffee terrorist — you see, because now, I’ve gotta ban Double D for a little while.  Make ’em feel the hurt.  And everyone who knows me KNOWS that I love my medium decaf iced coffee with cream and one Splenda.  And it’s almost going to be 50 degrees today and I would loove to get a decaf iced Dunkin’ Donuts coffee.  But NO.  Not today Dunkin’ Donuts on Lawrence between Hermitage and Ravenswood.  Not today.  Not unless, you apologize to me for listening to Michelle Malkin.  And can someone please let Dunkin’ Donuts know that I am banning them this week because they pulled the ad, not because they made the ad?  I didn’t realize that boycotting could be so confusing.  And also, can you please let Michelle Malkin know that I will continue not knowing who she is.  Thanks.