We get it. Some focus group somewhere said, “I kinda enjoy lime…” and then everyone went crazy. Only Corona needs a lime. And a real one. We don’t need lime and salt added to our Miller. Or our Bud. Or our Hamms. Or our Schlitz. Or our tortilla chips. The chips are sorta good, but the beer? Awful. What’s next? Cheerios? Buddig Lunch Meat? Denver Omlettes? Tampons? OK, that last one is a little gross and ridiculous, but I’m trying to make a point!