Empty Bottle: Todd Voorhies Fashion Show (NSFW!)

Then ask the man who knows the ins-and-outs of what’s hot, and what’s f***ng lame. None other than Schadenfreude resident meathead Todd Voorhees gives us clues as to what all the chicks and dudes in Wrigleyville will be wearing this Spring. Pay close attention – you will be judged. Our thanks goes out to Todd, Jenny, Jen, Jennifer and Red for helping out on Saturday night’s party at Empty Bottle.

[Special Thanks to Ryan and Chad at Angelux!]