PEOPLE WHO STILL SEND EMAILS IN ALL CAPS

IT’S LONG BEEN UNIVERSALLY AGREED THAT TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS THE EQUIVALENT OF SHOUTING. BUT THEY’RE STILL OUT THERE. THOSE FAIR-HEADED USERS OF JUNO.COM, THOSE CARRIERS OF YELLOW SONY SPORTS WALKMEN, THOSE WHO USE DIAL-UP TO GET ONLINE AND TYPE MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS. WHAT A WASTE OF ELECTRONIC REAL ESTATE. WHILE KNOWING FULL WELL THAT TYPING IN ALL CAPS TO MAKE A POINT ABOUT HOW DOUCHEY IT IS TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS IS DOUCHEY IN ITSELF, I’LL CEASE. I’M ALSO RUNNING OUT OF ROOM. IF YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS, STOP IT. IT’S EMAIL, NOT A TELEGRAM. STOP.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 at 9:45 am by Sandy Marshall and is filed under Douche of the Day. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

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