Douche of the Day: Made of Honor

What’s up Made of Honor? You gonna cry? Well you better cry because the Summer has begun and it’s Iron Man vs. Made of Honor. Hey, Patrick Dempsey, why don’t you take your Loverboy-Fast Times: The TV Show ass and get out of town before Iron Man brings the pain. You heard me, so your movie has more alcoholics in the cast, you think that scares the director of Elf? Michelle Monghan? Never heard of her, try Jeff Bridges, The Big friggin’ Lebowski. Over before it started. And don’t get all cocky What Happens In Vegas, you were named by a tourism board. You see Iron Man calling itself “Coke is it!”? No, Iron Man doesn’t play that. Now who’s punked? BY A ROCKET!

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