Pamela Anderson Loses Ground, Mariah Carey Gains, World Still Doesn’t Want to See Paula Abdul

Here we learn that in the last 12 months, interest in Pamela Anderson has seen a sharp decline, nothing indicating a trend, but worth noting. This is on the heels of her announcement of her new reality TV show. Additionally, Maria Carey saw a short quick burst, not tied to any new music videos or announcements. Must be something to do with Jack McBrayer. Finally, the country still does not give two shits on what Paula Abdul – best known for her duet with “MC Skat Kat” – looks like nude.