Sadly, I am NOT Joking.

Rent Dennis Rodman!Are you bored? Are you lonely? Do you need some help picking out that next tattoo? Wish you could have some celebrity – any celebrity – come and assist in making that decision? Or maybe, just maybe, you’re looking for a really poorly put-together website that looks like it was done in Microsoft Word. Or, lastly, you are wondering what happened to Dennis Rodman after his movie, Simon Sez.

Well wonder no longer! In fact, for the right price, you can ask him all those questions, and get some time of unlimited photographs! Just check out his site, RentRodman.com – and tell ’em Schad sent you. It won’t actually get you anything, but it would be nice for someone to tell him that.

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