The Post Oscar Season Movie Choices

Seriously, what movie was I supposed to enjoy this past weekend? 10,000 B.C.? Shutter? College Road Trip? Meet the Browns? Drillbit Taylor? Supehero Movie? The Other Boleyn Girl? Stop-Loss? Vantage Point? Under the Same Moon? Zula Patrol: Animal Adventures in Space? Super Double Maxx? The Sterlington Sisters? Twelve and a Half Years in Vancouver? Jist? Mama’s Gotta Go? The Legend of Milfory? Le Jour du Crude? Bring on the Summer Blockbusters. I’ll even take a shitty one with Will Smith at this point.