Hey, L.A. pedestrian…

pedestrian.pngWould you mind not darting into traffic, please? If someone hasn’t told you, it’s dangerous. Also if nobody’s told you, people drive like shit here. I know they created that crazy crosswalk law here, where, even if I’m driving 45 miles an hour at the moment you decided to take the crosswalk against the light, it’s up to me to see how well my brakes work, but how big a victory will my assured jail sentence be while you’re ¬†sitting in the hospital eating a hamburger through a straw? Wouldn’t it be better to wait until NO cars are coming to cross? I know, I know, you’re within your rights to test the deceleration of a 1996 Ford Escort, but I’m just sayin’ these Toyota trucks loaded with old refrigerators and scrap metal look mighty slow on the reaction time.¬†

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