The McCain Girls


Alright, who gave the crrraaaazy gals in the Human Resources department a cam-corder?  And how come they had the time to clip art the shit out of McCain, but not enough time to look up “clothes you shouldn’t wear when shooting on a greenscreen”.  Also, I know how to get “absolutely soaking wet” but I am yet unfamiliar as to how I should get “absolutely John McCain”.   Please advise.  And finally, I am thrilled that the one African-American person who will be voting for McCain has finally released her YouTube video.  We’ve been waiting to hear from her.