The Weather, Talking About the Weather, Weather People, Etc.

cursing-weather-man.jpgI’m done. Done with the Winter. Could the Chicago weather be any more of a douche? Stop snowing already. It’s Eater. Albeit Easter is 12 weeks earlier than usual this year because Jesus didn’t see his shadow — but still, I don’t need to be scraping my windshield on the way to my egg hunt. I know where the eggs are hidden — under a foot of friggen snow! And more importantly, let’s all stop talking about it (this post will be my last mention, I promise). We allll know it stinks and talking about it is getting tedious. It’s Spring. Let’s start acting like we’ve been here before.