Someone owes Sprint $10,000,000.00

14144.jpgGot my Sprint cell phone bill the other day and noticed a new feature — 7 spaces for digits in the “amount due” box. In other words, it’s now possible to owe Sprint $9,999,999.99. WHO IN THE F owes Sprint ten million bucks a month? Sure, companies are worth billions in these modern days of microwave ovens, fax machines and air phones, but ten mill each month? Who’s knocking out that many calls — and, while we’re at it, who’s racking this up on Sprint PCS cell phones? Hey Phil and Connor — is this the NeoFuturists’ monthly cell charge? Stephen, you knocking out a buncha cold calls to get those old college plays produced?