Open Letter to That Perkins Manager

perkins-front-3.jpgDude. I asked you for water and coffee after your waitress apologized for being slow on account of it being her first day. That’s fine, but I asked you to get us some. You. Never. Did. Instead, you ducked out of site to do something else only to return with drinks for other customers. But not us. And when I came back to the kitchen to tell you we were splitting because of the terrible service, you hid? You refused to come out and talk to me? You are either a super douche dingbat dumb fuck or you are high. Good luck with keeping that job. Oh that’s right. I got your name off your NAMETAG! So I’ll decide if you live out your meaningless existence or if I fire you. Cause I really got nothing else to do today.