How Did I Miss The Randy Quaid Story?!

6391130_tml.jpgHow did I miss this story last week?!? How come you didn’t tell me??! Randy Quaid is banned from Actor’s Equity for gettin’ all crazy during a show in Seattle last fall? All 26 people in the cast said that he physically and verbally abused them? What? The best part of the whole story is his response to the whole thing:

“I am guilty of only one thing: Giving a performance that elicited a response so deeply felt by the actors and producers with little experience of my creative process that they actually think I am Falstaff.”

Wow. What can you possibly say to that?

Oh wait, I know. “Morning Clark. Shitter’s full.”