I’m not quite sure who or what is the bigger douche here — me, for having the same Yahoo address for the past ten and half years? Or Yahoo, which will no longer let me search my inbox leaving me pretty much in an email coma. See, I don’t keep an address book — I’m one of those douches that searches for the last email you sent me and then responds to that email (while erasing the previous message, of course!) And so now that my Yahoo won’t let me search, I’m screwed. Goodbye Yahoo, Hello Gmail (which I realize could be acquiring Yahoo as I type…) I spent the weekend searching page by page, email by email, copying and pasting addresses into my soon to be functioning Gmail account. So, if you don’t hear from me for a while, it’s not because I don’t care — it’s just because I need you to email me first.