Heath Ledger’s toxicology results

heath-ledger-1.jpgDid anyone see this? According to the NYPD Toxicology unit found oxycodone, hydrocodone, and doxylamine, in his system, but that’s not all they also found alprazolam (Xanax), diazepam (Valium) and Lorazepam (Ativan), zopiclone (Imovane) and Temazepam (Restoril). And then I heard there was an independent toxicology report that found Donodonidone (Bloogie), Donapiminaclone (Atonement), Gassipidgisil (Voltron), Tanitammytumtums (Sloobafoose), Lorax (Geiselnex), Yourneighborpam (Juicy), Cloniminioclone (Noctaborne), Fartipaniclone (Thppppttt), Shartipantsiplam (Ploogy), Slartibarfast (Prefect), Haggadagga (Vernor’s Diet Ginger Ale), Olestra (Wow!), Zyclon B (Splenda), Gleemonex, Stummies, a hash brownie, and three martini’s from the W. Which is just not cool because pot is illegal.

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