Lou Dobbs in HD Hurts My Eyes.

220x242bestpoliticalteam-712210.jpgI watched CNN’s coverage of Super Fat Tuesday and Lou Dobbs needs to test his self tanner on a small patch of his arm before applying to his whole head. And then when he applies his “burnt umber” foundation, he should check himself in natural light before he goes on air. Also, Wolf Blitzer needs to get a grip on his colors. Barack is dark blue, Hillary is light blue. Memorize that shit before you go on air. And David Gergen needs to get some rest and tame his fly-aways. And Suzanne Malveaux needs to calm down with the pronunciation of her name. And Jon King needs to respect his power with that wipe board/plasma TV thing — just because you can draw big circles around everything doesn’t mean you should.

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