It wasn’t me!

sendbinaryasp.jpegOh yes it was. Just got a ticket for a hundo for running a red light. They now have a link online where you can actually watch yourself running the red light, hitting the brakes, and yelling “FUCK.” super loud. I thought of hacking in to change the license plate number by accessing the server through a Unix file and then peppering the SprayPaint option via the Macintosh MacPaint program to fuzz the numbers a bit and then hit “print screen” and mail the ditto sheet to contest the ticket, but it took too long too access Mosaic. Lesson learned, don’t run the red light at Western and Foster. I think the light at Cortland and Whipple is still okay, though.



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