Douche! Leave me Alone!

miles-election.jpgAnyone who puts on their blog “Get out and vote!” is a douche. Anyone who mass e-mails me saying “This is your chance for your voice to be heard!” is a douche. Anyone who asks me “Did you vote?” is a douche. Any guy out front of the election polling place who wants to hand me something but doesn’t have the agressive genes to do so? You are a douche. The election judge who can’t put down the KFC? You..douche. Any election judge that wants me to stop taking pictures but doesn’t really know why she should be stopping me taking a douche. And anyone who actually looked up the judges and their records instead of just voting for the women is a douche. Douchey Tuesday indeed. Now get out and Vote!!!!!!