Why is Sandy Dressed as a White Tiger?
Hmmmm… Interestinger and interestinger… Maybe you should be sure to pick up a copy of Chicago Magazine next month….
‘Nuff Said.
A supervisor at a motivational coaching business in Provo is accused of waterboarding an employee in front of his sales team to demonstrate that they should work as hard on sales as the employee had worked to breathe.
Wow. And I thought my boss was a dick making me drive to Libertyville. Guess I [...]
Cleveland (not the city) to Get His Own Show!
I know there are Family Guy fans in the audience out there in Schaden(licious)land. IN fact, if you aren’t, shame on you. Get on that shit now. One of the funniest shows on TV. Period. Anywhoo – in their rush to get new shows that aren’t bad out on the [...]
Douche of the Day: Bellbottoms
Wait did I say bellbottoms? I meant Conservative Talk Radio, sometimes I get my outdated fashion statements mixed up. Aren’t we done with this yet? Yes, America was so peaceful with no war, a great economy and a balanced budget in the 90’s that something had to break, we’d lost the Russians, you couldn’t [...]
Leap Year Parade!!!
I can’t believe it’s been 4 years since the last leap year. Where were you in 2004? We were in studio at Chicago Public Radio working on bits for our comedy radio show. We did an entire episode with a parade motif as if we were celebrating the leap year. It’s 4 [...]
Iron Man Will Kick Your Ass. Hard.
Any trailer that can incorporate AC/DC and Black Sabbath is tops in my book. Sure, they may be the stalwarts everyone’s heard… but c’MON. A hard drinking (a glass of scotch in a Humvee out in the desert in the morning?!), ego-maniacal technical genius with a hot assistant and a suit of armor that blows [...]
We’re going to Macalester College!
Tomorrow night, we’re at Macalester College! If you’re in the Twin Cities area and if you like to party, come on out and see Schad tomorrow night at 10 pm on the Mac campus. The show will be followed by an all night party at a location to be determined, and if the [...]
80’s Ballad Friday
Let’s get back to some serious 80’s ballads. This is one of the better ones just because it blends the sappy message ballad with a jog down cliche’ lane. Yeah, children. They are the future. I wonder how much tail they got from this song. And I wonder how many [...]
Blatant Gentrification?
The school system is shutting down 19 schools based on bad performance. The parents are up in arms because this means their kids will be bused to different schools. Some schools were fixing problems, showing improvement. But the big battle-cry is that this is blatant gentrification because some are in hot neighborhoods and [...]
-licious.
Have you noticed that everytime you turnaround, there’s another -licious out there? It started out innocently enough with a “Booty-licious” here and a “Delicious” there. But now…. the CW has a show called, “Girlicious”. SoBe LifeWater (who, in and of themselves are douches) advertises their expensive water as “Thirstalicious”. Sandy came [...]
The Worst Choreographed Video in History
My love affair with Hall and Oates is no secret. and not cause I think Oates is short and mustachioed. I like their flare, their penchant for the pop hit. Catchy tunes! But seriously guys, could you have hired someone to block this? Like put some gaffer tape on the floor and tell [...]
Jack Cafferty didn’t read my email
Earlier tonight on Wolf Blitzer, Jack Cafferty was going on about how popular his blog has become, and that today 11,000 people emailed him with their thoughts on the campaign. I ran to the computer, found his email, and sent him the following message:
Subject: “Greetings in Real Time” –Hi Jack: Hopefully, this email marks your [...]
Touch My Body.
Here it is everyone. The video that in 30 minutes will be announced on “EXTRA!” as “leaked onto the internets…” Mariah Carey’s new video for “Touch My Body”. As if we needed an invitation. If anyone knows how Jack McBrayer secured the gig as Mariah’s personal comedian, let us know – some of us’d love [...]
Can Someone Do Me A Solid?
Will someone go see 10,000 BC with Sandy? He hasn’t brought it up yet… but I know he wants to go. I’m gonna tell him, “Sure bro – set it up.” But deep down, I’m gonna mean no. I just can’t tell Sandy no when it comes to movies. I [...]
Last Sunday’s Barbara Walters Special
Even though waiting until a Wednesday to comment on a show that aired on a Sunday night is kinda douchey, I’m going for it anyway. If you caught last Sunday’s Barbara Walter’s special on ABC after the Oscars, it was the usual fare, and I did enjoy the Harrison Ford segment, but where was [...]
Stuff I Like
Finally! A blog that discusses MY interests, MY desires, MY hopes and dreams. Want to know what makes me tick? Hell, what makes all of Schadenfreude tick? Well, then hop on over to “Stuff White People Like”and take a gander.
I’m Fluent in Fake Chinese
Our Blewt buddy Steev answered a Craigs List ad for a Chinese broadcaster. He specifically said in the funny e-mail response “I don’t speak Chinese, I speak fake chinese”. They didn’t read it and called for an interview. Steev taped it. Funniest thing ever. Happy Birthday.