No – I have a better Douche of the Day

tedkennedy.jpgYeah, I wanted to do the douche of the day on Ted Kennedy. Um, I know everyone is making a big deal about Ted Kennedy endorsing Obama, but if I were Barack, I would say NO THANK YOU. Democrat voters are excited about Barack because he’s not one of the bloated fucks that have run the party for the last 20 years.  So who do the press champion as the big story of the year? Ted Kennedy. Who cares. If you were Ted Kennedy, wouldn’t you endorse Obama? Hell yeah, all the kids think he is relevant again. And then they stand next to each other all dreamy at the State of the Union.  Beware Obama, he drives drunk chicks into bays.