Smart Ones: Not So Dumb!

So I’m cutting out beer, bread and coffee. Let’s just see what happens. My guess is a heart attack or cancer. Julie thinks I’ll lose weight. I’ll let you know. Chocolate is also on the way out, but we get these Smart Ones low-calorie desserts. And I got a mint chocolate chip cake thingy. It’s half the calories. You wanna know how I know?


It only comes with half a dessert. It’s cut right down the middle. I thought it was a joke at first, but it comes with a couple in the package and they are all the same way. You know this is some stoner’s shortcut. “Um, fuck it dude – we just just make half of it and then it has half the calories”. Not so dumb.