Hey Ravenswood: Get it together!

2212426634_5ed477a060.jpgEveryone’s heard of last night’s massive sinkhole at the corner of Montrose & Ravenswood, but come on — a SINKHOLE? I’ve heard of water mains breaking and Lake Shore flooding once every two years, and I was hoping that Beans and Bagels would plunder from customer dissatisfaction for those long wait times, not natural causes from a broken water main. I initially thought that Adam took a huge dump and broke-up the system, but he’s in LA, so he’s off the hook and now I guess the cops are searching for anyone who may have had the buffalo burger at the Heartland Cafe’.