Anybody read Jimmy Carter’s Op-Ed in The Onion?

jimmy-carter-picture.jpg Here’s a sample of the full piece.

See, I got solutions to all your problems. – I got ’em right here in my big, hairy ballsack. You better get down on your hands and knees and kiss Jimmy Carter’s rosy-red Georgia-peach-picking ass and beg me to run your fucking country again, because there’s no way I’m ever gonna come to you fuck-knobs and politely ask you if I might please be a presidential candidate in your precious fuckin’ election. So you can just bite my cock. I’ve had it with you jerkoffs and your jerkoff candidates.

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