Secrets to Chicago

chicago.jpgThe angle streets.

Seriously – the best way from Point A to Point B is the angle streets. Once you know them, and how far West/East they are going to drop you off – you can get anywhere.

And Lower Wacker Drive. But everyone knows about that. And being able to drop a Police Captain’s name at a moment’s notice. And always having a $50 wrapped in the glove box or with your registration. I’m not saying that it’s a bribe, I’m just saying I keep it there for “emergencies.”

Just saying. Just saying….